A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Hey I hope you all had a great week! This week flew by again and I'm not even sure what happened haha. But I know that all of you were dying to know this, but the new Preach My Gospel (the book us missionaries use all day everday) came out on Thursday. All the missionaries in the mission are so hyped about it. Is that because we are content deprived? Probably, but let us have our fun. So ever since I have gotten into this area we have been trying to get this recent convert of about 6 months, back to church. His name is Rick. For some reason a legit excuse keeps him from coming to church ever week. This guy has the worst luck. Last Sunday he went to go knock down a cactus the Saturday before, and the cactus fell on him and the cactus juice got in his eyes, so we went over and got the spines out of his arm. But apparently the cactus juice is very acidic so it was burning his eyes. A member then took him to the hospital. And he couldn't come to church the next day because his eyes...