Mary Poppins Couch

Hey everyone! Hope everyone had a great week! My week was amazing because our friend Simon got Baptized on Saturday! I also got transferred on Friday to Irvine. My new companions name is Elder Steele and he is the real "steele" (insert courtesy laugh). I am now out of ysa work, but it was a good run. This weekend we visited one of our recent converts in the ward and he was telling us all about his youth and how he was shot in the hip when he was 14 because he beat a kid in marbles and how he was stabbed when he was 20 while he was working as a security guard. The guys done everything. He had us help him find his sister's phone that he lost and he told us to start flipping over the cushions of the couch. We found the phone and we also found so much crap underneath those cushions. We found like 3 smoke detectors, a phone, and a light bulb. How the light bulb didn't break, I don't know. But we kept pulling stuff out of the couch and it was like Mary Poppins couch. I...